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  • monte.core monte.core Mar 9, 2010 1:10 PM Flag

    Hey Hedge Boss Your Boys Need Remedial Training

    Suggestions to Hedge Boss:

    1) New aliases needed immediately. JJJWWW just admitted his short position and Mobile is painfully transparent. You need some fresh noobs to re-fool all of us.

    2) New search tracking method needed. Mobile has run his periods and commas into the ground. Other posters are mimicking this technique to,,,,,results....How about keywords like BOOOOYAAAAAA!!!

    3) Go back to the gratuitous assertions and not the old news posts. Date stamps are really annoying. Much more effective to just spew unsubstantiated drivel to place doubt. Doubt is much more easily created with unsupported assertions as people tend to not independently verify. Rumors, rumors, rumors! Don't forget your roots!

    4) Suggest using text-messaging for interdesk coordination of wash-sale dumps to lower pps. Code-words in message boards are too risky.

    5) Go short immediately! Seriously, take out a HUGE short position. A giant one. Really. LOTS of shares to need to cover. Do it. Now.

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