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  • Bravo899 Bravo899 Nov 20, 2004 7:10 PM Flag

    WHAT KMART CASHIERS SHOULD

    Ask the customers:

    did you like how the store smelled today?

    do you think my spandex is too tight?

    was there anyone within 1,000 yards of the follow departments to help you?:
    sports
    layaway
    jewelry
    shoes
    menswear
    hardware
    toys

    did the sound of the constant p.a. System make you deaf?

    did you find our prices 25% highier than wal~mart or 33% highier?

    were all of the floor model tv's turned off or had a nice pretty blue screen blinking?

    did the k-cafe worker look like she needed a bath like a week or two ago?

    was there a smarmy dm in the store, dressed as a pimp, and named nick?

    was any of our teenage workers making-out in the garden area, bathroom, or seasonal?

    did you happen to see a store manager or asst. Manager anywhere on the sales floor?

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