Ask the customers:did you like how the store smelled today?do you think my spandex is too tight?was there anyone within 1,000 yards of the follow departments to help you?:sportslayawayjewelryshoesmenswearhardwaretoysdid the sound of the constant p.a. System make you deaf? did you find our prices 25% highier than wal~mart or 33% highier?were all of the floor model tv's turned off or had a nice pretty blue screen blinking?did the k-cafe worker look like she needed a bath like a week or two ago?was there a smarmy dm in the store, dressed as a pimp, and named nick?was any of our teenage workers making-out in the garden area, bathroom, or seasonal?did you happen to see a store manager or asst. Manager anywhere on the sales floor?
Good questions. Much better than the ones they currently ask.