Actually, I went in right behind you and took a mighty dump right on top of your impressive dump. It was one wicked mess when I was done. Kmart management ended up bricking up that restroom and building new facilities because they couldn't find anyone to mitigate this most unnatural disaster.
Your mother raised you better than that. When you expel that nastiness from your body, you've got to take it one further step and expel it from the building too. Failing to do that is just plain trashy. Respect yourself and others by sending that mess on its wretched way.
how do you know someone saw it. They may have smelled it shut their eyes and flushed it.
All that for nothing.
I have a better idea, buy shares in SHLD and make some money.
They may have smelt it but they would have had to look to see which toilet the magnificent abomination was in and assure themselves of its quick dispatch. As for buying SHLD, one might as well wipe their bum with hundred dollar bills. At least they would get some use out their hard earned money.