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  • jrwhiterabbit jrwhiterabbit Mar 28, 2006 12:35 PM Flag

    Okie you will like this

     

    Okie I thought you would like this one...I think I have posted it before but recvd it again this morning...
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    Anyone who has ever been in a hospital or had a loved

    one in the hospital will enjoy this:

    A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you

    connect me to the person who gives information about

    patients.

    I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better,

    doing as expected, or getting worse"

    The voice on the other end said, "What is the

    patient's name and room number?"

    "Sarah Finkel, room 302."

    "I'll connect you with the nursing station."

    "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

    "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in

    room 302."

    "Just a moment. Let me look at her records.

    Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had

    two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be

    taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and,

    if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going

    to send her home Tuesday at noon."

    The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's

    fantastic... that's wonderful news!"

    The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you

    are a close family member or a very close friend!"

    "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells

    me anything at all."

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