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  • mining_phd mining_phd Sep 1, 2011 9:46 PM Flag

    Fidelity.....

     

    A man comes into a bar. He sits down. Places his backpack on bar and orders a beer from the bartender.
    The bartender, while serving the beer notices that the back pack is moving and he can hear music coming from it.
    Bartender says;" What's in the back pack?"
    The man says; " Open it up and see for yourself."
    The bartender opens the back pack and finds a 12" man playing the piano.
    Bartender says; " How did you happen to gain possesion of him?"
    The man says; "I found a lamp, rubbed it, out came a genie, that said I could make wishes and he would grant them. Would you like to give it a try?"
    Bartender rubs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks. All of a sudden the bar fills up with ducks, so many ducks you could not move.
    Bartender says; " What's wrong with this genie? I said bucks not ducks."
    The man says; " I think he's hard of hearing, do you think I wished for a 12" pianist."

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      • Disclaimer: sorry if I offend anyone but everyone's fair game w/jokes.

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      • Disclaimer: sorry if I offend anyone but everyone's fair game w/jokes.

        Two guys in a bedroom and they're going at it (humping) and the house catches on fire. Which guy do you thing will get out of the house first, the guy on top or the guy on the bottom?

        Answer; the guy on bottom. He's already got his sheit packed.

 
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