General Jack D. Ripper: "God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all." General Buck Turgidson: "Then he hung up. We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir." President Merkin Muffley: "There's nothing to figure out General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic."