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  • justmyview justmyview Mar 10, 2000 12:33 AM Flag

    Nice Climb Today

    Always encouraging to see a $12 stk climb all the
    way up to Mid $4 range. A well meaning poster sent
    PTX CEO a great birthday gift. Maybe we should do the
    same for our mgt.

    I just sent Chuckie_Boy a
    birthday gift
    by: BrainDead_Idiot 3/8/00 9:17
    Msg: 1895 of 1898
    The Ronco Self-DeCapitation Kit

    It was just $59.95 + S/H !!!

    The kit comes
    complete with everything Chuckie will need to
    self-decapitate himself.

    The Ronco guillotine features an
    extremely high quality 22" carbide-coated guillotine blade,
    a solid Honduras mohogany head vise, a pure silk
    handmade rip-cord, a very elegant extra-large wicker
    basket to catch Chuckie's FAT decapitated head in, and
    complete instructions on how Chuckie can safely decapitate
    himself without "unintentional" injury.

    sure do hope Chuckie likes my nice birthday gift...I
    thought long-and-hard about getting him a " truly
    appropriate" birthday gift.

    I'm hoping he puts my gift
    to good use VERY SOON...ASAP !!!

    Gee ya know
    something...I just love to see folks like Chuckie putting my
    gifts to good just gives a me warm fuzzy
    feeling inside.

    Hmmmm....If I no longer hear from
    good'ol Chuckie_Boy...then I'll know for certain that he
    REALLY LOVED my birthday gift -- "loved it to DEATH that


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