Sun, Apr 20, 2014, 11:15 AM EDT - U.S. Markets closed


% | $
Quotes you view appear here for quick access.

Investors Title Co. Message Board

you are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the posts
  • pjv2xyw9dww4b5 pjv2xyw9dww4b5 Mar 2, 2006 4:21 PM Flag

    donors (sellers) needed

    You have to stand up to read the WSJ so that you won't lie on the floor and use it as a blanket, or, worse, steal both it and used gum to make a large blanket for use back home under the bridge (in case you have no ITIC long position with whose stock certificates and stolen, used gum you can fashion an ITIC certificate blanket). If you drop my name to the librarian, expect a fire drill to be called within a minute. Once outside, you will be unceremoniously separated from the unhomeless patrons and denied re-entry. (The "fire drill" is just a trick to get my bridge-mates and me outside the library before we can steal too many newspapers and pieces of used gum.) To sum it up, using my name there will get you all the respect that I deserve and get--not much.

72.50-1.22(-1.65%)Apr 17 4:00 PMEDT

Trending Tickers

Trending Tickers features significant U.S. stocks showing the most dramatic increase in user interest in Yahoo Finance in the previous hour over historic norms. The list is limited to those equities which trade at least 100,000 shares on an average day and have a market cap of more than $300 million.