I read in the media about people being shot at the Minxx gentlemen's club during the NBA all star weekend. The article said that several fights broke out when celebrities threw thousnds of dollars at the dancers.
You may want to go there to collect some more combustible paper to keep your cardboard box heated.
Be sure to wear your kevlar bullet proof jacket. It is probably not too dangerous when the NBA players are there because most of them can't shoot straight even when they haven't been drinking. You will probably also want to wear a disguise because you probably don't want your neighbors under the bridge to know that you are hanging with those disreputable NBA guys.
I like your idea of you shouldering ITIC's insurance risk. If you can get MR. Fine to go along with that, let me know. I will place a large buy order at the market. ITIC would have the highest margins in the insurance industry. If it works, I may even suggest to Warren Buffet that he transfer BRK's insurance losses to my more upscale apartment on the Irvine Ranch. We could dominate the insurance industry.