I'm glad you mentioned that. In order to offer the ultimate in service to our valued stakeholders, every elite TsarPicks' Trader Man uses the best (or at least the costliest) available transportation technology at all times -- whether he needs to go anywhere or not!
Similarly, our simple policy of "no withdrawals -- ever!" not only streamlines back-office operations, but guarantees our klients the highest possible level of financial protection (consistent with our business model*).
*Business model consists of scooping up trash bags full of your banknotes with fishing nets, stuffing them into the back of the corporate El Camino, and driving to the nearest strip club to make "deposits." Past performance is no guarantee of future results. But it should give you a pretty good idea.