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  • bohemianclubman bohemianclubman Feb 7, 2013 10:47 AM Flag

    On the 8th Day

    To be read in the voice of Paul Harvey.

    On the 8th day the Lord looked down on his planned paradise, and upon seeing the incredible enthusiasm of his great creation, said "I need to temper all of that enthusiasm."

    So the Lord made a basher.

    The Lord said " I need somebody heavy, bitter, boring, disconnected from family, and unable to make friends. Somebody willing to sit for many hours spouting lies and posting gibberish. I need somebody that will willingly post, as if he is an expert, about subjects he knows little or nothing about. Somebody able to laugh when others call him a fool....over and over and over."

    So the Lord made a basher.

    It had to be somebody perfectly content to live in an imaginary world, with imaginary friends, and imaginary knowledge. Somebody able to ignore all common sense, carry on non-stop conversations with.... himself, repeat things over and over, and then go consume two dinners.... and dessert, log back on, and then do the same thing all over again until well after midnight.

    So the Lord made a basher.

    The Lord said "I need somebody with such low self esteem that he will claim great feats of investment perfection again and again, to people he never knew and never will. I need somebody willing to arise at dawn, relentlessly let all know that he is never wrong and others are never right, I need somebody that will constantly post senseless dribble, name call, claim to ignore those he would never ignore, and spew nonsense about topics such as shorting and liquidity of which he has no knowledge whatsoever.

    So the Lord made a basher.

    It had to be somebody that when the subject of his bashing went contrary to his dreams and wishes, would hold back tears, and post deep into the night making up ridiculous excuses for what had transpired. Somebody that would work relentlessly until events finally happen which make tempering the enthusiasm impossible, and then disappear as if his imaginary world never existed.

    So the Lord made a basher.

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

 
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