1. Buy 500,000 worth of April AOL 25 puts at .05 cents each or less.2. Spend about 5 to 50 million bucks on Friday shorting AOL down to $23 bucks.3. Sell your puts for atleast a 4,000% gain or 20+ million profit.4. Keep your short position as AOL dies and profit huge on that too.I'm too good.