Sit down and enjoy the revolutionary turd sensing, odor eliminating, evaporating device that uses no water, no harsh chemicals or perfumes!
The secret is our ionic turd pookie chute sensor that activates under pressure of your fat a@s plopping down to take a dump. The turd evaporator is a patented mechanism to vaporize the smelly turd without the need for water! Yes the Ionic toilet turd acts as a water saver and completely eliminates the need for toilet paper.
Be one of the next 100 callers and we will throw in the pocket turd evaporator! All for the low price of 3 easy payments of 29.95.
Act now, within the next 10 minutes and we will also include the fart deodorizer. Comes with a 90 day money back guarantee if not completely satisfied return the ionic turd vaporizer but keep the fart deodorizer as our gift.
what's your purpose in bashing? You are either in or out...if you are not in this stock, why are u wasting your time? you think just because you posted negative comments, people will sell first thing tomorrow morning so you can buy cheaper? this chit was cheap as hell last week, where were you then?