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  • ssnn111 ssnn111 Mar 16, 2001 7:33 PM Flag

    The Bottom

    is located between your stomach and your thighs. Hard to see it as it's on your backside, so I suggest the use of a mirror. If after viewing this portion of your anatomy and you still don't know where your bottom is, try standing - feet shoulder width apart - and with a quick bend and rise, attempt to lodge your head on the interior of your bottom. although it may be dark and have a disagreable odor, it might be a nice quiet place to "hang out" while the market does its thing on the way to stability. Good luck! (borrowed from ORCL board.)

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