This bank's earnings report has far exceeded all expectations! The important numbers have come in astoundingly far above all analyst expections. Even as I am posting this, the stock price is going through the roof! BB&T is becoming the Mother of all Banks. And the lying pessimistic analysts and dog-born naysayers are in despair and hiding their faces in shame! Do not miss this greatest opportunity of your lifetime: Buy Now! The stock will shoot above 40, then 50, while those infidels who short will be slitting their own throats to die in the streets before the gates of Winston-Salam!