Us hillbillys in Tennessee still aint figgered out how this Greenspan feller thinks. His cyferin' just don't add up..."slow the economy" I aint never heard of any bizzness man trying to slow his earnings. Hell pa always said "make hay while the sun shines" or was it "make moonshine while hay grows."
Either way, me and Lucy figger if'en those commies over there in Bay-jing wanna buy softer toilet paper Ball Park franks and computer chips, what ever old Greenie does aint gonna make'em quit want'en; smooth buts, tube steak and web porno. Yeah, me and Lucy keep'a reminding Vern down at the "Pig'n'whistle" -Aint nobody want's to eat rice, drink sake, ride bicycles and wear pajamas...forever.