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  • forestgunk forestgunk Oct 7, 2002 2:17 PM Flag


    Well, Dad, everything is just about set. Iraq and the economy will blow up just about the same time. Just think what a hero I'll be though when I turn it all around!

    Course when people blame me for screwing up, and start asking why they are not better off now than four years ago, I'll just blame it on Clinton and his screwing around with the help.

    Now that's a plan, huh?

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    • BC to AGore:

      "Al ol' buddy, how many times have I told you that script just doesn't fly with the American people anymore? They are not nearly as stupid as they use to be when they supported us and the Monica and perjury issues."

      AG to BC:
      "ya think so? I hope that doesn't mean we need some ideas of our own. It sure is easy just poking holes in someone else's plan. Are you sure we shouldn't just keep doing that?"

      BC to AG:
      "On second thought you may be right. We don't want anyone to discover our vacuum of ideas. Best to just keep throwing stones and making emotional appeals. Having an intellecutal debate where facts are used is just too risky with anyone but our socialist supporters."

      AG to BC:
      "Thanks Bill, you're the greatest. Together we might be able to make government solve all the problems in the world!"

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      • 1 Reply to liberalsrgarbage
      • Dear Daddy,

        Did you see this last reply? They're calling me, your son, a "liberal" and "garbage"!!!

        What do you think of that? All I'm trying to do is emulate your term in office by taking the economy down the crapper and going to war with Sadam.

        I know you'll be proud of me Dad, like father like son, you know! Only when I'm done oil will be $50.00 a barrel, unemployment at 15%, and like President Hoover, I'll lead America into another great depression.

        Don't forget to catch my speech tonight, Dad. It'll be a real doozy!



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