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  • thatgdgreenspan thatgdgreenspan Jul 28, 2009 10:17 AM Flag

    New White House attendees...

    The most reverends Jackson, Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright will instead be in attendance and partake in a round of prayer, soul cleansing, and matters of the heart. The mad professor will also attend and the demon exercised from his body. After which, he'll announce his admittance to the Cambridge School of Anger Management, pursuing a continuing education degree in race relations. The most reverends will then end the meeting with an explanation of why, when Obama and Gates could have most benefitted from their valuable services, they were here one day and gone the next.

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