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  • chance_pocketwatch chance_pocketwatch Apr 17, 2013 9:21 PM Flag

    I just got back from the future..


    ...and all you predictors were not even there. Some can predict what will happen with a certain amount of accuracy, but they would never, ever tell anyone - for free - because it would mean that they knew what nobody else did, which is illegal. But then again the fastest growing malady afflicting the mentally unstable is the prediction addiction syndrome (PAS). Most of these folk work as day laborers as a (PLO) Permanent Latrine Orderly.

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