I'vf been dissecting your conversations over the
few weeks and have concluded that you guys
enjoy this. However, you all are in need of
treatment. I'm in the yellow pages, so look me
My Anal y sis of board members is this:
1. Brandman78- IBM employee, straight laced, and
Type A personality, is probably neuter.
Neuter-Texas Billionaire, Austin Powers, been
long time, loves posting, can get crude
provoked. Good at changing writing ability.
good natured guy who is hiding his true
with a particular manner of writing.
intelligent guy. Columbia graduate,
4. A sub-genuius,
with creative talent, who sometimes
goes off in
the deep end. Interesting yet illusive.
was a hippie in younger years, may have been
5. Plainfielder-straight ibm employee, investor,
worried. Type B personality, with anal retentive
overtones. thinks people are talking behind his
I got news, they are.
sameo. Probably is a multiple alias.
Retire2002-one of several aliases, a o.k. guy.
Power-Neuter-good writer, writes calls
possible was big market
player, is presently
10. Final analysis: Many anal retentive
who are predisposed to depression at certain
Bi-polar characteristics indicate treatment
lithium, or possibly prozac, 10 mg. to start,
with dosage increased as needed.
Profit of Doom-probably dr. fungcool. Sometimes
Now folks, I am a real
psychiatrists. I tell my
friends who are on the net to go to
this site for
therapy and a few laughs. They read
and are telling their friends. This
as the official IBM board's market
(I try and treat these poor souls who inhabit
board) I must stress rule #1.
100 percent in anything. Always hedge
A little here, a little there, so that
goes down, the other goes up.
Now here's my suggestion. I would have a 5-10
stake in Gold. check out the gold chart provided
our wonderful fiends at Yahoo. I would also
20-50 percent in cash. The rest of my money would
for bottom picking GREAT STOCKS WITH DECENT PE'S,
PROFIT MARGINS, AND FANTASTIC POTENTIAL. Do that
the crash, since after the crash, CASH WILL BE
Gold's on the way up to 325 per oz. A
Good luck to you, Lefty: please
give me your personality
profile when you have
time so that I fit you into my
IBM board matrix of
posters. Remember Louie, you must
be certifiable to
post on this board. Do you have papers?
there is a chance he may not do show, although
expressed a grand desire to BE THERE.
Yes, highonblue, does have a personality, and a
wit. To you sir, I take off my hat (I wear a
cap, on backwards) Yo...BRO, WHAT'S UP?
Tek-although there may be a tek rally today, don't be
fooled. If you can make a profit, sell into it.
Arch Crawford, was just on Cnbc. Predicted a 1000
downdraft within next two weeks. Any
Check out the advanced decline line today. If it
I go to the mountains of Ashville for my rest and
meditation. The Smokey's are beautiful. You
go, the Biltmore is neat. I'll even let your
your 1969 Maverick next to my DODGE RAM 4 BY
As far as new material goes, I'll see what I can
Does Comedy Central have a web site?
RECAP OF MY PREDICTIONS.
A HUGE ONE DAY DOWN
DRAFT (I CONCUR WITH ARCH) WITHIN
THE NEXT 2-3
A WAR IN ASIA, OR BETWEEN
PAKISTAN AND INDIA WITHIN THE
10 MAJOR HURRICANES OFF THE COAST OF S. AMERICA
FLORIDA, WITH A LEAST ONE CATEGORY 5 HITTING
THE EFFECTS OF THE ECLIPSE WILL
BE FELT TOMORROW AND
FRIDAY THE 13TH.
tell me do i get english lit credits for reading
your terrific poetry.
hi on blu. i must say i
rank you now with austin as ibm stkhldrs but with a
the awards dinner is scheduled for Labor day. on the
jerry lewis show. (does he still have
does not take into consideration the retail
summer season boom and the rise in the minimum wage. So
there are more people working at Burger King...so what?
Rates should not rise on this data alone. Wait for the
CPI on Tuesday for real direction. This selloff is
overdone and will recover once the "fear" is taken away.
Mr. Greenspan should look at the overall picture
before raising rates.
on today.--personally i am bullish from here to
the fed meeting. teks did a test of last thurs.
turnaround. got a double bottom. they open hier ,m pull back
and take off tomorrow aftrnoon. is that a specific
dart.? oh --except the blue pig of course,
lj (lady jane)--i dont think she has posted much on
this board. tries to stay with hiclass. ha. actually
she owns some of the pig. and has a decent profit.
(her advisor bought it for her---but she thinks i go
overboard ---shock---in my criticism. you all just wait and
see. 'enry 'iggins.
got to run errands be back
later. i hope.
My dear fiend blue,
My bearded clam won't
Oh boo, hoo, boo, hoo,
I've got something
else for you?
If you need extra JAM,
like you to meet my little friend,
clean as a whistle, and sharp as a thistle,
you approach her,
She'll let you give her a
As far as fish goes,
offer you some SHRIMP,
You'll find then that little
WON'T HANG THERE SO strangely LIMP.
far as seafood goes,
I love my Lobster Tail,
So give me love my dear,
Very soon, without
And as far as our friend Fung,
his song's been sung,
There is no doubt that he
is DA MAN,
And I, Sue, his BIGGEST FAN!!
I am through with this poem,
Now I must go ho
Ta Ta for now,
From the Korean Cow!!
My Dear friend Sue,
how do you do?
sauce will do,
but not from you!
of your bearded clam
it has extra jam
your friend named Sam
I promise not to
but I'm just not your type.
I don't care for
so Call your good friend FUNG.
SEA food is
but I like mine on a plate.
ON BLUE!!!har har har