you may have been investing a long time but clearly don't understand the basics of MLPs.
The are primers freely available on the internet. Try the links on naptp dot org. I recommend the Wells Fargo MLP primer.
Before making a silly and immature premace, you should really finf the pertinent questions that need to be asked. Shorting EPD would seem far beyond being a contrarian play possibly akin to laying on the tracks at 5:30 to wait for the 5:45 train? Let's see, MW could also be initials for Mr Wrong, couldn't they!