LOL, this is amusing to watch. I'm all in cash so the only bad part now is that I'm not in foreign currencies or oil right now.
During the Hunt Bros. run my grandmother showed me a red suitcase from her safe deposit box filled with pre-1965 US 90% silver coinage. Lots of Morgan and Peace dollars, too. Was worth over $40K when silver was $50 an ounce. She refused to sell it at the time.