Pony up, you skinflints. I took $275K out of my house equity and pissed it away on a big honkin' Hummer and 3 TV's so big you gotta sit across the street to watch 'em, and a big Goddamn gold watch and a speedboat and two ATV's and an in-ground pool, and a motorcycle, and a whole buncha primo dope. Now I'm underwater and the value of the house is goin' down faster than a cheap whore, and President Obama and the Federal Reserve's gonna cut the $275K I pissed away off the balance, and the government's gonna give me a new FHA guaranteed loan at better interest rates than any of you get on your mortgages, and in the meantime, they're halting all the foreclosures so there's no way in hell you can get me out of the house, and you're gonna pay for it all. What a great country! It's morning in America!
I di better than that, I borrowed all the collateral out of my house used the money to buy stocks in Roths for myself and my wife, and used the rest for shorting the q's. Now I will get the same deal you get plus I still ahve the money. Change is coming.