From my experience with CSC at Aon, enjoy these partials........
CSC’s Jingle Bells (2006)
IT smells, the networks hell
And the servers gone astray
All last night, we slaved away
After playing games all day!
The email(s) dead, I really dread
Tomorrow when it comes
But it’s ok, I’m here to stay
‘Cause our work is never done.
CSC’s White Christmas (2006)
I’m dreaming of a mapped shared drive
Just like the ones I used to know.
When the techies listened.
And my powerpoint glistened
But now, nothing’s there to show.
CSC’s Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (2006)
Rashie the distant techie
Had a very funny voice
And if you didn’t know him
Well, you’ve got no other damn good choice.
So when you place that phone call
He’s the one you got to trust.
And maybe he’ll solve your problem
By the time earth has turned to dust.