Honestly, Shep, you flatter yourself.
I spend about ten minutes a day here to dismantle the vapid, southern-minded arguments that it takes you all day to concoct.
Do you ever think, "hey, I get a pension from the fourth worst school system in America. Boy, I really failed those kids, but it paid for my trip to Africa where I bought a few T-shirts and the locals pretended to be nice to me."