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  • madmilker70 madmilker70 Sep 26, 2013 11:54 PM Flag

    duh..!!

    [9:58 PM.In a downtown bar.

    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
    The 10PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man
    on the ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan
    dive off the building, falling to his death.
    The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5PM news, so I knew he would jump."
    The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    hmmm] ...

    Some think the blonde was Wendy Davis

    duh..!!

 
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