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  • doely_1 doely_1 Mar 20, 2014 9:37 PM Flag

    Getting A Check Cashed

    Obama walked into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approached the cashier

    he said, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

    Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Would you please show me your ID?"
    Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to.

    I am Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

    Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks

    because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd /Frank legislation, etc., I must

    insist on seeing your ID.

    Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows

    who I am."

    Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

    Obama: "I order you to cash this check!"

    Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods

    came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and

    made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods

    and cashed his check.

    Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a

    fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

    So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the

    United States ?"

    Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, I can't think of a single

    thing. I don't have a clue what to do.

    Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

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    • Another true story:

      CBS News

      A Florida man born without arms says a Tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint.

      Steve Valdez didn't have an account at a Bank of America location in downtown Tampa, where he tried to cash a check from his wife last week. However, Valdez has prosthetic arms and is unable to provide a thumbprint. He says he presented two forms of identification but was still denied.

      He says a bank manager told him he could either come back to the bank with his wife or open an account himself.

    • Okay, you get a time out for posting the same joke for the 25,000,000th time.

      Where oh where are the WMD's, minimum wage troll?

      • 1 Reply to phil_mccrakkin
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