A Texas woodpecker and a North Carolina woodpecker were arguing about which state had the toughest trees. The Texas woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The North Carolina woodpecker challenged him and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Texas woodpecker was in awe.
The North Carolina woodpecker then challenged the Texas woodpecker to peck a tree in North Carolina that was absolutely un-peckable. The Texas woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. After flying to North Carolina, the Texas woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
The two woodpeckers were now confused.
How is it that the North Carolina woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree and the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the North Carolina tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.