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  • pelosi_pisss pelosi_pisss May 21, 2013 2:14 PM Flag

    BARRY WAS SUPPOSED TO HEAL THE EARTH???

    Tornados, hurricanes, record blizzards, record heat,...
    What happened?

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    • i have a huge chasm between my buttcheeks that i want barry to heal
      i've tried spackle but it gets a little ripe after a few evacuations
      i'm so distraught

    • freddyfreedom@rocketmail.com freddyfreedom May 21, 2013 3:25 PM Flag

      That was a warm-up of sorts for his prayer-fest, 30,000 evangelicals in Houston’s Reliant Stadium on Saturday. From this gathering came a very specific prayer for economic recovery. On the following Monday, the first day God could do anything about it, Wall Street suffered its worst one-day collapse since the 2008 crisis. The Dow sunk by 635 points.

    • freddyfreedom@rocketmail.com freddyfreedom May 21, 2013 3:23 PM Flag

      A few months ago, with Texas aflame from more than 8,000 wildfires brought on by extreme drought, a man who hopes to be the next president took pen in hand and went to work:

      “Now, therefore, I, Rick Perry, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas.”

      Then the governor prayed, publicly and often. Alas, a rainless spring was followed by a rainless summer. July was the hottest month in recorded Texas history.

      In the four months since Rick Perry’s request for divine intervention, his state has taken a dramatic turn for the worse.

    • There is no end to liberal idol worship? They have a strange need to worship politicians, not just to support them, but to worship them as godlike beings. Real sicko stuff.

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      • freddyfreedom@rocketmail.com freddyfreedom May 21, 2013 3:24 PM Flag

        In the four months since Perry’s request for divine intervention, his state has taken a dramatic turn for the worse. Nearly all of Texas is now in “extreme or exceptional” drought, as classified by federal meteorologists, the worst in Texas history.

        Lakes have disappeared. Creeks are phantoms, the caked bottoms littered with rotting, dead fish. Farmers cannot coax a kernel of grain from ground that looks like the skin of an aging elephant.

        Is this Rick Perry’s fault, a slap to a man who doesn’t believe that humans can alter the earth’s climate — God messin’ with Texas? No, of course not. God is too busy with the upcoming Cowboys football season and solving the problems that Tony Romo has reading a blitz.

        But Perry’s tendency to use prayer as public policy demonstrates, in the midst of a truly painful, wide-ranging and potentially catastrophic crisis in the nation’s second most-populous state, how he would govern if he became president.

        “I think it’s time for us to just hand it over to God, and say, ‘God: You’re going to have to fix this,’” he said in a speech in May, explaining how some of the nation’s most serious problems could be solved.

    • I don't think even the Germans in the 1930's were as gullible as these lamebrain libs.

    • freddyfreedom@rocketmail.com freddyfreedom May 21, 2013 3:09 PM Flag

      What happened is that America allows the tea party to block him at every turn.

    • "Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual) identify Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being who has the ability to lead us not merely to new foreign policies or health care plans or whatnot, but who can actually help usher in a new way of being on the planet, of relating and connecting and engaging with this bizarre earthly experiment. These kinds of people actually help us evolve. They are philosophers and peacemakers of a very high order, and they speak not just to reason or emotion, but to the soul. True Lightworkers almost never appear on such a brutal, spiritually demeaning stage as national politics. This is why Obama is so rare."

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Obama being elected actually lowered the IQ of most Americans so low that they voted for him twice.

    • "Many had come just to hear him speak. Some cried. Others just waved their hands. 'He's running a theological campaign,' said the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who ran for president in 1984 and 1988. 'At some point, he took off his arms and grew wings'."

      BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • "He's no ordinary man. Obama is a man of resplendid (sic) vision with the wisdom of Solomon, the biblical king of Israel. That is one of the reasons why I believe he was sent by the Messiah."

      "Barack Obama is inspiring us like a desert lover, a Washington Valentino. We have a crush. My musician friends and I are writing songs to inspire people and couples all over America are making love again and shouting "yes we can" as they climax!"

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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