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All of the other bashers and YOLO waiters come and go. However pmdkia has been here through the ups and downs, and will be here after the bashers move on to abuse posters on another stock board.
The only thing sweatier than your sack is your hand from rubbing them all day. Get a Genie in a bottle to rub instead. If you get three wishes make sure to ask for an exit strategy.