lol, man I had a good laugh. Cramer reminds me of George on Seinfeld.lol
Sure FED is going to stay put at present. Can't expect him to raise anything this time around. As typical everyone is waiting for the FED's BS afterwards which won't do much to calm the markets IMO. I believe that the FED will raise rates instead of lowering them but that might be still down the road and until then the rates aren't moving anywheres. Holding rates is probably the best thing he can do without making things get out of hand. Lower rates and he will postpone the big housing crash but there might be not enough treasuries being bought to support the government spending. Raise the rates and the house market collapses faster which for a time being may also boost the USD which in turn might support the sale of US debt and allow US government to have more time to think of another war or what have you to con the public. But rates on hold won't affect anything too drastically, USD will be walked down and markets will continue have their rough ride but the extremes won't be too apparent which is probably what everyone wants.
His comments will be same old BS to say enough to calm people but not enough to hint what's coming.