Dear cornboy75: the "touchie-majiga-thermostat" that I bought for my reindeer at the North Pole last year DID NOT WORK! I will not even get near your chimney tonight as I travel the Earth.
Your CEO is deceptive; your CFO is deceptive; and how you got a job consulteing the Thermostat Division of CY I will never understand.
The "weenie" you left for me on the fire hearth was cold; and the bun you used had green mold all over it! Rudolf's nose will not shine red this year as we make our rounds---we could not afford to buy new batteries as our pocket-books are empty.
A Merry Christmas I wish you NOT! Things better get better at CY in 2013 or I will not come to your chimney again!