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  • wolfman_jack_8830 wolfman_jack_8830 Dec 25, 2012 1:31 PM Flag

    LOGIC by Stephen Wright, scientist

    I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

    Half the people you know are below average.

    99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

    All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

    OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

    And my favorite:

    I intend to live forever! So far, so good :)

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