There is some flooding around here. Did anybody take my canoe last night? What about my gal? All I have is a lot of fake butter to sell.
Not to worry margarine doesn't melt in the heat of the spring sun. Pocahontas is still there waiting in the Land o Lakes. Hear she has a nice sister named Padded Bra.
Beaver ... it's MINNEHAHA!!!! As a girl from "the Land of Sky Blue Waters", I can't quite warm up to the whole Jamestown, Pocahontas thing. Besides, I also taught history!
Nice consolidation today! Now, pass the butter!
Where's my ride, tide rising, I need to move on. Get those gals in my boat before this dam bursts.