the return policy should read, "you want to return THIS! HA!, you MUST be kidding. WE don't take no stinkin returns from you. get away from me before i FART in you face you PEE-ON customer!" FACE IT THE TARGET RETURN POLICY SHOULD READ , "all sales final!, YOU STILL WANT TO RETURN IT-THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR A@#!" hate to say it but realistically thats the return desk at a target near you. the truth hurts don"T it.