What a joke...
Actually I like stuffs like this, there's a lot of money that could be made. Remember Muddy Water and Chinese stocks? They drove down the stocks and I went in like a vulture.
just be glad it was a joke or you would have made a killing just now, i would say $50 easy! on the flip side, the US would be going crazy and there would have been complete chaos in the air, i'll take the joke any day!
God help US!