A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
why didyou pick chimera???
So true excellent joke as i have been told I am stupid rather than stupit I laugh anyway, thank you all again for the kind sence of humor good luck to all the extream risk takers who are brave souls!!! glta I hope you make a lot of money to reward your risk!!
Paul, I don't know what you were trying to say, but I just wanted to thank you for showing up and giving a boost to CIM. Every time you show up to show your stupidity, CIM makes a jump in price. Thanks for making me money.
A blind man with a seeing eye dog walks into a store and stops in the middle. He picks his dog up and starts swinging him around in circles. Stunned, the manager walks up to him and asks"may I help you?", The blind man says " no I'm just looking around."
I am still wondering what is the the difference? The only up thing with CIM IS MGMT PAY!!! They are both below sea level? CIM went from $20.00 per share and now $2.72 after re-invested dividends still a loss never making up that loss in value with paid dividends? It looks as if the trend is still down in value, nav, price, ect...? What is the difference between CIM and quicksand? i do so want to know? May be quicksand is not paid so much to take from you? like cim mgmnt is?