I feel so much better now. I don't think it has ever taken you hours to reply.
Thank you for supporting the Pavlov's dog theory.
I was worried that you were so miserable about your breakup with The Arab that you had crawled back under your rock.
I really think the two of you should kiss and make up. Just because he rightfully called you a moron is no reason to stop giving him bromance time.
It's so easy to get under your skin. This "matchup" is like the Steelers (or for that matter any team) playing let's say the Browns. If you were a real guy you would understand that analogy. As it is you probably don't even know what an analogy is.