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  • extanker extanker Nov 22, 2000 4:06 AM Flag

    Cav (OT)

    Chief Red Skin will want to know what you mean when you say, "UGH"! :-)

    Have fun!


    Regards

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    • The Miami-Dade Co. Canvassing Board just voted
      UNANIMOUSLY to STOP the Hand Count! :-)

      As usual, it
      ain't over 'til the fat lady sings, but she may now be
      warming up!!! :-)

      Hang loose!


      Regards

      • 3 Replies to extanker
      • As workers supporting the FL executive branch,
        they may be stopping to look for other jobs, since the
        FL judicial branch has assumed the duties of all
        three branches of FL government.

        Trying to make
        a joke, but this could be too close to truth to be
        humorous.

        An apolitical story:

        Quasimodo passed away
        and the bishop of Notre Dame Cathedral was seeking a
        replacement.

        He had interviewed several strapping young men when
        a man without arms stood before him. The man saw
        the bishop was taken somewhat aback, so he asked if
        he could show his skills. The bishop agreed and they
        climbed the long stairs to the bell tower. At the top,
        the man repeatedly slammed his face into the giant
        bell, bringing forth a beautiful haunting pealing sound
        that impressed the bishop so much he offered the man
        the job. Moving to descend the stairs, the man
        stumbled through an opening and fell 65 feet to the
        pavement below. Hurrying to the street, the bishop reached
        the dead man as a policeman rushed up, asking who had
        fallen. The bishop replied, I don't know his name,
        but...

        his face rings a bell. (not over yet)

        The next
        day, the bishop was approached by another man who made
        the plea that he should have the job as a fitting
        tribute to his dead brother. The bishop agreed to give
        him a try. On the way up the bell tower stairs, the
        man's heart stopped and he died. The same policeman
        responded to the bishops shouts for help, again asking who
        the dead man was. The bishop replied, I don't know
        the name of this one either, but...

        he is a
        dead ringer for his brother.


        DiB

        DiB

      • The fat lady is gettin' ready to sing a new song;

        "It's time for them to GO!!!"

        As in GOxx(Gore with his wheels knocked off!).

        There is hope yet! :-)


        Regards

      • The fat lady is gettin' ready to sing a new song;

        It's time for them to GO!!!

        As in GOxx(Gore with his wheels knocked off!).

        There is hope yet! :-)


        Regards

 
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