he was in a DKS parking lot, trying to find a place to park his Yugo. Ya see, the lot was plum full of cars and shoppers. He finally found a place to park out by the street and as I walked by his car I heard the sound of weeping. Then the wailing began---'PLEASE you sheep' he wailed, 'dont go in there and spend'!!!
I should have consoled him, but I was in a hurry to shop at DKS before they ran out of things to buy. As I left the store, the woman in front of me said 'Listen to that horrible screeching way out there by the street. I hope its not some poor pussycat'.