Hi! I am keepshorting's best friend. You should know that he is simple minded and rides the short bus to work each morning. He even wears a special helmet to keep his simple brains from oozing out of the hole in the side of his head. You can pity him, just don't believe him. He totally thinks he has a normal brain. Quite sad actually. Sorry to out you keepshorting but the world needs to know that you have one finger up your nose and the other up your ash.
sentiment: I hate my idiot friends