I know even you aren't that dumb, but do you think anyone reading this is? And even if against all reason they somehow are, then what? How much of an army of bears can you build with that, and anyone in that pool of sophistication won't have the "stuff" to be able to short, which is where you gain traction if at all. You need a better strategy if you're going to try to dupe investors. Head back to whom ever is the highest ranking basher on duty in the boiler room, and tell them you need much better material. You can't fool a 5th grader with the stuff you've been pushing.