Atty arrested at the park today. Caught with a copy of the IBD over his lap with his pants down. He was staring intently at a female yoga class. Next to him was a tube of Preparation H and a little bottle with blue pills (why PH?).
His son had to leave the charting desk at IBD to pick him up. With the expected court costs, it looks like Atty may miss a couple months of his $90/month charting subscription. So we're taking up a collection for him. If everyone that reads this can drop their pocket change in the collection bucket we can probably cover him. Surprisingly, even your pennies will help Atty (I usually throw pennies away). Yes, the subscription is only worth pocket change but that means a lot to Atty.
Well, Donald, I'd expect nothing less from a soldier who served his country for our freedom. I always wonder how I would have coped. I got a clue in Katrina, but that ain't in the same ballpark. I appreciate your post to this child, but to quote a very wise man:"Waste of a bullet":)
I did just do my 2d walk just now only I waited for a New Orleans driving rain-just to imagine the @@@@ folks like you endured.
Sentiment: Strong Buy
More details on this breaking story. Apparently when approached by the police Atty gave his AARP membership card as ID and shouted "my son works at IBD". It was as though these two things entitled him to do these things in a public park.
On a positive note, Preparation H has called Atty since they are interested to know what exactly he was doing with the creme in his lap. They are always looking for new marketing angles so maybe there is some financial upside for Atty and he can continue his valuable $90/month subscription to a charting service.
Last update on this breaking story (hopefully). Atty's crazy old coot friends on the message board showed up to help bail him out today since his son was busy making charts at IBD. One of Atty's friends screamed "I watch Law and Order SVU" and insisted it's legal to put Preparation H on in the park if you are a senior citizen. Some kind of american's with disabilities excuse, which basically translates to 'feel sorry for the guy, he's really old'. The police in fact did feel sorry for Atty and did just let him go, even though they knew what was really going on under the IBD sheets. So we no longer need the collection money. Everyone put your pennies back in your pockets... the AMAZING chart service that Atty pays a whopping $1,000 per year for is still alive. We can all rely on the amazing stock advice from Atty once again!!
Oh, and everyone that disagrees with Atty or thinks he's a crazy old timer for post here 200 times per day is a "troll". That's a fact.
Now that's Funny...How can this board help? More thumbs down? or Buy some Srty like I did Thursday? or Sell some Soda? Steve W. and that skinny fellow on CNBC still like it and the "Quote" fellow calls it a sell.MM......Lots to think about going forward. Atty, believes the "big shorts" are Hedge, but with what? Options? I don't think so...Maybe the "Quote" fellow took some side bets with this guys? If so, he's in some big trouble. I'm out for now, but would never short this stock. GL longs