What does a Tadpole, first read?
Metamorphisis by Kafka
Waiter..Waiter..Do you have Frog legs?
"Yes sir we do"
Then hop over to the kitchen and get me a CheeseBurger.
What Happens When you mix a Frog and a bathroom Scrubby mit?
Whats a Frog's order at Mcdonalds?
French Flies and a Diet Croak!
This above all...To thy own self be true
Froggy....To Bee or Not to Bee..If it stings spit it out.
Mac...Should be titled Hamit-with-Bacon bits and cheese
Lola....And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
Contagious blastments are most imminent
Be wary then; best safety lies in fear;
Youth itself rebells, though none else near.
Marc.....And the law firm of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Super...Whether tis nobler in the mind
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
or to take arms against a sea of troubles
and by opposing end them.
Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished.
Thus conscience does makes cowards of us all.