Good news shareholders. Because Master Chen is a caring and benevolent master, he has commissioned a fresh batch of imitation tampons for you. Just check into the Renn Fakebook Website and fill out the form.
Master Chen regrets to inform shareholders that he can no longer send the week old eggroll. Many apologies.
Master Chen has commissioned a fresh batch of imitation tampons for his shareholders' bleeding.
Unless shareholders would rather use their stock certificates, Master Chen has a fresh batch of Chinese tampons to help with the anal discharges.