Don't let this free offer from your CEO end before you can take advantage of it. Because Mr. Chen feels your pain (lol) and is a caring CEO (lol) he wants to send every shareholder a box of tampons to help with their bleeding.
Please keep in mind that there is only ONE box per shareholder. We realize that this may not be enough to cover all the bleeding, but it's the thought that counts. Speaking of thoughts that count, Mr. Chen wants you to understand that these tampons are Chinese knock offs and as such, are basically worthless. Please have an American rag handy to help with the bleeding.
Do not forget to ask for your week old egg roll. Due to feedback, we recommend that you do not feed it to your dog.