Master Chen wants all his loyal suckers (shareholders) to know that he has a new order of Chinese tampons waiting for you. Master Chen knows how uncomfortable it must be for you all to bleed so profusely from the anus so he had a double batch made during the last freefall in the stock.
Master Chen has become aware of rampant homosexuality amongst shareholders so he feels confident that these new tampons will help with the random discharges that you may have.
Don't forget to ask for your week old egg roll. Master Chen also hopes that you enjoyed your anus being recently plowed.
Master Chen feels bad that shareholders are bleeding from the #$%$ so often. At the same time, Master Chen feels honored that he is responsible for the bleeding. Master Chen gets a sly grin when he contemplates the rump humping that he has dispensed. Many blessings from Master Chen.
Unless shareholders prefer to use their stock certificates, Master Chen suggests sending in for the new and improved imitation tampons that he has recently commissioned for the bleeding rectums of his shareholders.
Master Chen cares about your discomfort and he realizes that the Chinese made tampons are worthless, just like everything else from China, but that it's the thought that counts. Master Chen says to go to the website and fill out the appropriate form. Master Chen regrets to inform you that the week old eggrolls are no longer available.