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  • urinatedkogenate urinatedkogenate Jun 2, 2013 4:01 AM Flag

    Bayer's Urinated Kogenate

    So basically someone not too long ago turned whistle blower on Bayer. He ratted on how employees didn't know how to do their job. For example, one fat black guy named Robert Collins in Plant B Fermentation didn't know how to do sample dilutions. So the test results where flawed and caused wrong adjustments in the process. Nobody ever bothered to monitor this fat dope until it was too late. He regularly eats too much and takes long lunch breaks during graveyard by sleeping in his car. He always cries racism when he gets caught and written up but no one is brave enough to fire him. Former FermB manager Alan Goyke tried to get rid of him by offering him a job as a security guard. Robert Collins is also moonlighting at Costco in Hayward California as a janitor. That’s why he’s always dosing off at Bayer, messing things up, and not doing any work for that manner and just takes extended lunch breaks to sleep.
    Another instance is these two white guys named Michael Cullen and Randy McWilliams on day shift that don't pay attention to the process and regularly dump product down the drain. They blame other shifts for their mistakes. Michael Cullen is an old loser who has been a fermenter operator for the last 100 years. Randy just browses the internet endlessly.
    On plant A Fermentation, the employees there don't even know how to go to the bathroom. They end up urinating in Nalgene bottles in the lab and dump it in the trash. One can only wonder where else in the lab they urinate. Could their urinating be the cause of Building 60 contamination over the years?
    So eventually what happens is that Bayer management gets Bob Russey from Human Resources to fire the whistle blower. Then a year later they lay off a bunch of people from both Fermentation departments under the guise of building contamination during 2010 to get rid of most of them.

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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    • However, Robert Collins is still there. There is still that loud Kenyan guy named Peter Wasonga who dreams about being CEO of Bayer and blames racism for his failure. Also, Mike and Randy(father and son) are still there. There is also this Pakistani guy named Sarmed Anwar who constantly emails this Persian girl named Sanaz to get her to marry him. Also, you have this Ethiopian guy named Surafael who looks like an alien from Star Trek. Finally, that asian girl named Muong who likes banging mexican guys and goes to a lot of dirty dancing classes is also there.
      After Bob Russey finishes the dirty work, he runs and hides as a supervisor in the new building that does concentration and bottling. Current Fermentation manager Saulye Sherrel and the rest of upper Bayer Management think they got away with it without anybody knowing. But I know because I am still there. Now the world knows. More names will be revealed in the future.

      Sentiment: Strong Buy

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