Of the millions of sperm cells discharged that fateful night, MUZZZLIM was the fastest?!!!
That one was short a couple chromosomes, built for speed!
"hey freddie the govt leech lib even created a tread about me! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
Glad to make your day muzzzz, they say everyone has 5 minutes of fame, now print this and run upstairs and tell ma "see I AM somebody!"
P.S. Where you live would be careful with that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee call, might draw unwanted attention from some of the male mountain folk.