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  • tomandlynntigard tomandlynntigard Jun 29, 2012 2:44 PM Flag

    S. Court says I can Legally Lie, so...

    I have 2 purple hearts, but only one is beating. I have a silver star, but that's nothing; because of my bravery and good fortune I have all of my limbs and am growing a third leg. It's amazing! I can glow in the dark; no, really. When I close my eyes I glow like a human night light. But I can't see it because I sleep alone!

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